I heard you can get a summer gig as a crewmember on one of those ultra-wealthy people's yachts. Sounds like fun -- very Upstairs, Downstairs. It would be a great way to see the Mediterranean/Carribbean, and also to chafe under the yoke of some rich asshole.
Even better would be if I met some rich asshole who took a fancy to me, and invited me as a guest. I'm a fantastic conversationalist and the life of any party -- and I would be an asset to any yachting excursion group. Anyone reading this with a yacht, let's go!